20 Something. Inspirational Quotes. Satire. Black Clothing. Thick Glasses and what not.

"She wears all black
just like her soul
yet her heart is made of gold."


I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

"find someone that doesn’t just plant flowers in the worst part of you, but waters the dead ones"



kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.

"If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello."

Paulo Coehlo


my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore